Hammer OS Improves Fuel Efficiency

Gas guzzler no more!

Gas guzzler no more! (From gwhatchet.com)

Although more complicated than standard installations of Hammer OS, a motor vehicle installation has clear financial benefits. In this harsh economic climate, everyone is looking for some way to save money.

Carrying out a full installation of Hammer OS on your car will reduce your fuel consumption by 100%. That’s absolutely right! You’ll never have to put petrol or diesel into your car — ever again!

But that’s not all!

Once you’ve completed the full installation of Hammer OS, your car is guaranteed to be a write-off. That means your insurance company will pay you out for your “loss.” Just make sure they believe that someone else installed everyone’s favourite percussionary operating system on your car.

So, not only do you save on fuel, Hammer OS (with the cooperation of your insurance company) provides you with free bus or train fare!

Hammer OS, simplifying technology (and travel) once again!

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